“I’m Going To Dump You!”: Abbey Clancy Was Shocked and Threatened to ‘Break Up’ with Peter Crouch After He Revealed a Secret Lunch Date and Talk of an Affair

Abbey Clancy has left fans in stitches after playfully threatening to “dump” husband Peter Crouch during a hilarious exchange on their hit podcast, The Therapy Crouch.

The couple, who have been married since 2011 and share four children, are known for lifting the lid on their relationship with honesty and humour. But even after 15 years together, it seems there are still surprises lurking beneath the surface.

Things took a dramatic – and very funny – turn when former England striker Peter, 45, casually revealed he had gone out for tapas… completely alone.

“I went for tapas yesterday on my own,” he admitted, sparking immediate disbelief from Abbey.

Clearly stunned, the 40-year-old model fired back with a brutally honest reaction, demanding: “Who the f*** are you? I’ve got no idea who you are. You’re on Snapchat, you’re going swimming, you’re going to tapas on your own… I’m actually going to dump you.”

Peter quickly attempted to defend himself, insisting there was nothing suspicious about his solo outing. He explained the lunch happened between recordings for That Peter Crouch Podcast, with a tapas bar conveniently located nearby.

He said it simply made sense with his schedule, explaining that the quick, small dishes suited his eating plan better than grabbing something on the go.

But Abbey wasn’t letting him off lightly, jokingly branding his behaviour as suspicious. Cutting in, she quipped: “Another red flag for an affair.”

Ironically, Abbey later admitted she actually knew the very restaurant in question – and loved it. She even revealed she’d been there herself, though her stance on solo activities remained firm.

The conversation soon turned to Peter’s love of doing things alone, including going to the cinema solo – something he passionately defended after a listener confessed they were too nervous to try it.

He explained he enjoys the experience, saying you don’t need to talk to anyone and can fully immerse yourself in the film, adding that watching a movie alone at the cinema isn’t much different from doing so at home – just on a bigger screen.

Abbey, however, wasn’t convinced. She admitted she simply isn’t built for solo outings, joking: “I’m a wuss on my own, I don’t do anything alone.”

Despite the mock drama, the entire exchange was filled with laughter, proving once again why fans adore their refreshingly honest and relatable relationship.